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bob1179
13,457 posts
78 months
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VidalBaboon said:  our mate out with us went back but refused to say much. All he said was he felt like he was on the road to hell watching her climb the stairs. I think this deserves elaboration. The last we saw of my mate, we were stood in a kebab shop watching him walk past holding hands with a blonde with the midget on his back. I got a frantic phone call around 5am saying he needed to get back to mine asap and he was in a taxi, he explained that the tall friend had been giving him a blow job back at her house whilst the midget and two blokes watched, he refused to say what they were doing as they watched. VB and I are still pretty mystified. 
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Fleegle
10,634 posts
45 months
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I can’t begin to imagine what the feeling must be like when you wake up in the morning feeling really rough after a heavy night on the piss, opening your eyes to see unfamiliar surroundings, then turning over to see a little person smiling at you
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bob1179
13,457 posts
78 months
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Fleegle said: I can’t begin to imagine what the feeling must be like when you wake up in the morning feeling really rough after a heavy night on the piss, opening your eyes to see unfamiliar surroundings, then turning over to see a little person smiling at you It'll either be abject horror or 'result!'... 
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3doorPete
6,855 posts
103 months
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bob1179 said: VidalBaboon said: our mate out with us went back but refused to say much. All he said was he felt like he was on the road to hell watching her climb the stairs. I think this deserves elaboration. The last we saw of my mate, we were stood in a kebab shop watching him walk past holding hands with a blonde with the midget on his back. I got a frantic phone call around 5am saying he needed to get back to mine asap and he was in a taxi, he explained that the tall friend had been giving him a blow job back at her house whilst the midget and two blokes watched, he refused to say what they were doing as they watched. VB and I are still pretty mystified. If ever we needed 'a picture a day'...
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Biker's Nemesis
22,705 posts
77 months
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bob1179 said: I got a frantic phone call around 5am saying he needed to get back to mine asap and he was in a taxi, he explained that the tall friend had been giving him a blow job back at her house whilst the midget and two blokes watched, he refused to say what they were doing as they watched. VB and I are still pretty mystified.
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The Tramp
901 posts
86 months
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Biker's Nemesis said: bob1179 said: I got a frantic phone call around 5am saying he needed to get back to mine asap and he was in a taxi, he explained that the tall friend had been giving him a blow job back at her house whilst the midget and two blokes watched, he refused to say what they were doing as they watched. VB and I are still pretty mystified. I shouldn't laugh, but
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CAPP0
5,829 posts
72 months
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RemaL said: A few pics of my weekend Is them there them new-fangly darn four-wheeled bikey things? 
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Steve Evil
8,495 posts
98 months
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CAPP0 said: RemaL said: A few pics of my weekend Is them there them new-fangly darn four-wheeled bikey things? There's a man flailing a midget around on a dancefloor and you pick up on the shot of Remal's car?
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sjg
4,295 posts
134 months
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Cadwell in the rain probably not the best choice for a second trackday. Had some fun in the driest session after lunch though. Rained so hard soon after that they cancelled the rest, too much standing water.  cadwell by kiteless, on Flickr
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Fleegle
10,634 posts
45 months
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Fair play to you for going out when it was wet, many others wouldn’t.
It’s amazing how much speed you can still carry on road tyres in the wet if you know nothings coming the other way
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smack
8,282 posts
60 months
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Biker's Nemesis said: bob1179 said: I got a frantic phone call around 5am saying he needed to get back to mine asap and he was in a taxi, he explained that the tall friend had been giving him a blow job back at her house whilst the midget and two blokes watched, he refused to say what they were doing as they watched. VB and I are still pretty mystified. I think Bob and his palls should go into the business of Stag weekends. Call it 'legendary Stag Weekends'. "We off the best Stag Weekends money can buy, but the blackmail material is on on us".
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bob1179
13,457 posts
78 months
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smack said: Biker's Nemesis said: bob1179 said: I got a frantic phone call around 5am saying he needed to get back to mine asap and he was in a taxi, he explained that the tall friend had been giving him a blow job back at her house whilst the midget and two blokes watched, he refused to say what they were doing as they watched. VB and I are still pretty mystified. I think Bob and his palls should go into the business of Stag weekends. Call it 'legendary Stag Weekends'. "We off the best Stag Weekends money can buy, but the blackmail material is on on us". I like this idea!
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Chilli
16,085 posts
105 months
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Yeah, yeah, yeah....the pictures are very good, but we NEED more info on the Dwarf Bobski.
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sprinter1050
10,118 posts
96 months
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I wondered how long it would be before this topic came to your attention  : Certain "affinity" is there ?
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Hooli
21,203 posts
69 months
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Biker's Nemesis said: bob1179 said: I got a frantic phone call around 5am saying he needed to get back to mine asap and he was in a taxi, he explained that the tall friend had been giving him a blow job back at her house whilst the midget and two blokes watched, he refused to say what they were doing as they watched. VB and I are still pretty mystified. And another
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bob1179
13,457 posts
78 months
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Chilli said: Yeah, yeah, yeah....the pictures are very good, but we NEED more info on the Dwarf Bobski. I really would love to help you out, but I just can't remember that much. she was pretty light mind. She was blonde. That's err, about it. I apologise and hang my head in shame... 
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sprinter1050
10,118 posts
96 months
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bob1179 said: Chilli said: Yeah, yeah, yeah....the pictures are very good, but we NEED more info on the Dwarf Bobski. I really would love to help you out, but I just can't remember that much. she was pretty light mind. She was blonde. That's err, about it. I apologise and hang my head in shame... Not very far down judging by that picture.
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Chilli
16,085 posts
105 months
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bob1179 said: I really would love to help you out, but I just can't remember that much. she was pretty light mind. She was blonde. That's err, about it. I apologise and hang my head in shame... Come on man, that's not the spirit. There MUST be something we can do. Hypnotherapy? Electric shock treatment? Come on man, take one for the team...yu're always thionknig about yourself, aren't you??!!
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VidalBaboon
8,857 posts
84 months
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I vaguely remember her being quite forward, I also remember some weird bloke stealing her shoe.
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3doorPete
6,855 posts
103 months
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VidalBaboon said: I vaguely remember her being quite forward, I also remember some weird bloke stealing her shoe. Who steals a dwarf's shoe? That's pretty f  ked up.
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